Bud Light presents… real men of genius.
(Reeeeaaaaallllll men of geniusssssssssssss!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Sex While Driving 85 on the Beltway Guy*
(Mr. Sex While Driving 85 on the Beeeeeeeeeelllltwaaay Guy!)
Not content with birthday sex, or even standard backseat action, you decided to UP the ante.
(Take it to the next leveeeeelllllll!)
30 MPH? 50 MPH? No way, compadre!
(Vroom Vroom VROOM!)
There’s only one way to both tame this bucking bronco and keep it on the road…
Cruise control set to 85, and reverse cowgirl!
(Better open the moonroof! Watch your heeeeeeeeead!)
You’re doing such a good job, she’s seeing stars!
Or are those just blue flashing lights?
(Uh-oh, It's the Pohhhh-Pohhhh!)
But don’t worry, soon your cellmate will be doing ALL the driving.
(I hear he drives a stick shift!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Cassanova of the Beltway.
And remember, where you’re going… there is no such thing as exit only.
(Mr. Sex While Driving 85 on the Beeeeeeeeeelllltwaaay Guy!)
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