Tiger Madness

To all you Tiger golf junkies out there cut it out! Really, is there nothing better to talk about than Tiger being in rehab? 24 hours a day, all I hear is TIGER TIGER TIGER. Let me ask you a question. What do you call a man with a billion dollars a sex addiction and isn't married? L.A.H lucky as hell! Wow, really a young man who has a billion dollars got caught having sex with a bunch of porn stars and models I am shocked. Really, I am surprised that a dude with a billion dollars, who is on the road half the year, would cheat(shocker)! Next thing you know, we will find out that eating a sandwich will assist in (wait for it) assist you in alleviating your hunger. I get it, Tiger has the same name as a deadly animal. Tiger is also deadly on the golf course so it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy to follow him. Come on people lets get real he's an entertainer! Did you ever think why we might call golf and football spectator sports? The only thing we have the right to criticize Tiger for is if he misses three footer at Sawgrass! Tiger isn't a Hero! If your looking for a Hero on the idiot box then guess what (YOUR A F---ing IDIOT). A Hero is someone who is selfless and puts others welfare in front of their own. A hero sacrifices for family, country and people who cannot fight for themselves. However, I digress. My main point is that "I don't care if Tiger has sex with a python, strangling a warthog that is eating a small pygmy child! Until he is back on the golf course winning majors, I could care less. Leave the pill popping, Ambien sex having, oops I lost my wife, golf master alone."