Monday, March 29, 2010

To all the men co-habitating with women...

Do me a favor and look in your guest bathroom, common area bathroom, or wherever there's a sink your guests will likely use. Look at the soap container. Does it have a fruit, vanilla, or the name of any kind of scent you'd normally associate with food in the label? Chances are pretty much leaning towards “yes”. Now, pick up the other handsoap available to your guests. What's that? Don't have one? Well, go find your testicles wherever you've lost them and go pick some up. Ask your wife/fiancee/girlfriend/whatever they probably have a good idea of where your nutsack is.

I'm tired of going over to other people's houses and having my hands smell like I just fingerbanged a bowl of fruit salad. So go now, before I come visit you, see your strawberry kiwi vanilla passion bottle of “soap” and throw up all over your bathroom.

It's your choice. A nice neutral smelling soap options for guys or puke in your bathroom, which do you prefer?

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