Tuesday, May 25, 2010

International relations, Top Gun style

To the minivan with diplomat plates on I-66 going 53 MPH in the left
lane who I finally managed to cut off and flip the bird through my
moonroof - "Welcome to America!". Now please learn to drive, or
return to the Middle Eastern nation that you obviously represent.
You're just lucky I didn't slam on the brakes so Uncle Sam could
purchase me a new ride.

If I had diplomatic immunity, I'd be rocking 100+ on the interstate,
not traveling below the speed limit and causing a giant traffic tie-up
behind my slow moving ass.

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