Toyota Prius Plural Ad Campaign: Are you #$%! kidding me?

New Prius Ad Campaign

Hmmmm, plural for Prius.  While I remain partial to Prii, I'd also accept... Prisucks.  Priblows.  PriRAT-TAT-TAT as it gets riddled with .50 cal holes...

I'm thrilled they will expand to an entire lineup of vehicles, clogging the HOV lanes in Virginia, spawning little Prii babies in San Francisco (at last report also a hotbed of Prius activity), and just generally being a slalom course on the roads.  Toxic batteries are really fantastic for planet Earth, as is all the additional pollution you force every other car to unleash into the atmosphere as we slowly creep along behind your hyper-miling, 54MPH in a 65MPH speed limit zone driving, let's creep from light to light at 32 MPH so as to not use the gas motor, smug-spewing asshats.

My personal favorite is when you have two Prii side by side on the interstate, both traveling under the speedlimit, with a line of cars queued up behind them, no passing lane to go around them, as they float down the road on a cloud of their own smugness, completely unaware of the cluster-fark they've created behind them.  Or they just don't care.  Then they act shocked and appalled when you have no choice but to pass on the shoulder, or on the entrance/exit ramps, and they flash their little high beams, and shake their tiny fists through the windshield at you, as you salute them with a cloud of your exhaust.  As the old saying goes, there's no replacement for displacement, bitches!  And your tiny, battery powered toy car is no match for someone who wants your slow moving ass in his rearview mirror.