Seriously ladies...

I know that the weather is warming up, and that temperatures in the
70s and 80s are on tap for this week. (Climate change says what?).
However, that is no excuse for the cleavage-baring shirts, miniskirts
and other barely-there summer wear to already be taken out of storage!
It's only April 1st, boobs should not already be bouncing to and fro
as you wander down the streets of our fair city. Between the traffic
tie-ups and tourii gawkers on the sidewalk walking into telephone
poles and street signs, you're causing a major and unnecessary
distraction. It's pure chaos out here! So please, put the perky
girls and the absurdly long legs away for another couple of months.
;)