Thursday, April 29, 2010

C-H-O-K-E-D

Good job, Washington Capitals! You are the first number one playoff
seed in history to blow a 3-1 series lead in the playoffs to an eight
seed. In the process your team collapsed like the gas tank of a
rear-ended Ford Pinto. Where was the offensive juggernaut? And where
oh where was Alexander "Halak's hand was shaking at the
waterfountain!" Ovechkin? Seems Mr. Halak had your number after all.
When will you learn not to give the other team bulletin-board fodder?
In 1996, up 2-0 in the World Series, the Braves were noted for saying
"They [the Yankees] don't belong on the same field as us." Well, we
all know how well that turned out.

In summary - ALL DC sports teams now officially suck donkeyballs.
Wizards? Check. Nationals? Check. Redskins? Check. (Note to Snyder
- without an O-line, even McNabb can't make throws with his ass on the
turf)... And now the ultimate choke-artists, who have elevated losing
Game 7s on home ice to an art form two seasons in a row... Your
WASHINGTON CAPITALS!

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