Wednesday, August 18, 2010

To the asshole in the Saab...

...who was dogging it in the left lane at approximately 5:10pm on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, and then flashed his lights at me after I passed him in the right, UP YOUR FUCKING ASS AND I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER OF THE EYES.

And to anyone else in DC and the surrounding area that wants to fuck with me, I'll ride your fucking ass all the way home in the left lane, IN THE RAIN that oh so scares all of yooz, then get out of the car and bash your fucking knees in with my Louisville slugger so conveniently placed in my trunk.

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